after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast
i love obama
this is me every time i’m eating and someone tries engaging in a conversation with me..
Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad
I love when we reframe issues to illustrate them as they are- the perpetrator’s problem.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.